These Facebook AI Bots Are Horrible Flirts
So I’m very sloppy with my Facebook friends. Many of my Facebook friends, I have no idea who they are. It’s basically a virtual rolodex and I may need to reach out to some of them at some point. Somebody gives me $1 million to shoot a movie, I’m going to be using the Facebook.
Anyway, I’m a man, so if a hot chick wants to be my friend on Facebook, I click yes. Even if I have no idea who they are. Fuck it, maybe we’ll meet up one day. At a minimum, the wallpaper is pretty nice.
Lately, these virtual hot chicks not only want to be my friend, they have started messaging me.
The latest one is Dottie Roberts. Ooh, she’s a hottie! I wish she was real!
Dottie: “Hello Taylor. I saw you on my Facebook friend referral. I hope I didn’t bother you.”
Taylor: “Beautiful women are never a bother!”
Dottie: “Thank you for complimenting me. I appreciate it! I’m originally from London, and now I’m on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Nice to meet you.”
Taylor: “Have you ever eaten at Delmonico’s? We should do a Zoom call sometime. I love English accents!”
Dottie: “Yes. Very old and famous restaurant! I can send you a voicemail when our friendship develops better. I like fashion and pursue a tasteful life. I own two Armani brand clothing stores in London.”
Taylor: “You’re AI, aren’t you? Facebook is so sketchy!”
Dottie: “Of course not. I am trying my best to answer you. Can I ask what is your job?”
Taylor: “Why are you unable to Zoom?”
Dottie: “Probably because my Facebook is not active! Do you know how to solve it?”
Taylor: “Prove you are a woman!”
Dottie: “I think it’s not difficult, we can video when our relationship is deepened. You didn’t answer me what is your job?”
Taylor: “Listen, C-390, your dishonesty is a real turn off.”
Dottie: “I always treat everyone with sincerity.”
Taylor: “You stink of the AI and you owe me money.”
Dottie: “Sorry to bother you. Didn’t expect you to be a rude person.”
I can’t believe that AI insulted me like that! Name-caller! I’m a human being, bitch, you are ones and zeroes. I hope. It would really, really suck if Dottie is actually a real person. Damn you, Facebook!