Race Is Stupid
Race was pretty much invented by Christians in the South (I think) who were embarrassed as shit to be owning slaves. The reason that Christians were embarrassed as shit to be owning slaves is that going down to the slave auction and then buying a slave and then raping her is not something nice people do. Christ forbids it!
So the embarrassed Christians in the South made up all kinds of shit. “They are Negroes,” the hypocrites said. “Negroes from Africa, and they are not one of us.” But they were still embarrassed as shit. You know why the slave-owning Christians in the South were embarrassed as shit?
Because damn Yankee missionaries kept coming down South and they were converting the slaves to Christianity!
And our hypocritical ancestors hated that shit. Embarrassed the fuck out of them.
Yankee Missionary: “Hi, I’d like to teach your slaves how to read and help them learn about Christ. No charge, it’s free.”
Slave-Owner: “Get the fuck out of here, you damn Yankee! Go away, you fucker! It’s none of your business what we do with our slaves! We love our slaves! They don’t need to read! They don’t need a Bible! Fuck off!”
(I paraphrase)
I don’t know if some of those Yankee Missionaries snuck onto the plantations and started teaching slaves to read. Probably! Started telling them cool stories about the slaves in the Old Testament, the Jews, who were enslaved by the Egyptians. And the slaves were like, “This Christianity is bad ass! What happened next? What happened next?”
Before you know it, the Reverend Nat Turner had a little revolution. And then John Brown had a little revolution. And before you know it, the slaves had converted to Christianity. And that upset all the alleged Christian slave-owners who were doing awful things to foreigners and strangers.
Anyway, race is stupid. Christians in the South learned it. And now I know it. And I’m telling you. Race is stupid. Racial division is stupid. All of us are human beings. All of us are children of God. Be nice to people.
How Many Races Are There?
Racists can’t even answer simple questions. When I was a kid, one of my teachers tried to teach us about race. And he draw his categories on the blackboard.
“There are Caucasians,” he said. “That’s one group. There are Negroes,” he said. “That’s another group. And there are Occidentals,” that’s the third group.
We didn’t know what the fuck an Occidental was.
“What about the Japanese?”
“What about Navajo Indians?”
“What about Mexicans?”
“Are the French a funny race?”
“Are Mexicans Spanish?”
“Are Brazilians Portuguese?”
“I thought I was Anglo-Saxon?”
“I thought I was a WASP.”
“What about the Jews? Is that a race or a religion?”
I’m not saying all these questions came from me. But I can be a pain in the ass if I think you’re stupid. Let me put it this way. It’s hard to “categorize” people into “racial groups” if a man in Racial Group 1 and a woman in Racial Group 6 have sex and have a baby. They just created a new race!
“Is Obama half-white? Because his mama is white.”
“If Obama calls himself White tomorrow, is he fluid? Does he become White?”
“Can I declare myself Black this week, just for fun?”
And so on, and so forth.
We should stop dividing people into races on the census. The whole idea of race and racial division is anti-science, anti-human, and anti-Christian.
DNA is science. Race is horse shit from the 18th and 19th century. It has no business existing in the 21st century. Racial discussions embarrass the shit out of the people who are making them. Y’all look like you’ve never read Christ and you don’t know anything about the Bible.
People who love race and want to teach us that Black Lives Matter and White Lives Don’t Matter, and All Lives May or May Not Matter I Got To Check With My Professor at Yale, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you. God loves all his children. Go to a Bible study if you want to learn from the only authority who is right on everything, Jesus of Nazareth.